- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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