- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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