Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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penis in the camel

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A man was shot. He died.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A shark ate your mom

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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