- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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