- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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