There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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lets bomb africa

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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