- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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