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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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