- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks into a bar

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

European on my shoes, buddy.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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