Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

knock knock who's there ?

Ily bae

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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