What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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