What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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