- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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