- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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