- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

antonis sister is mighty fine

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Your mother is so fat.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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