- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

the sky is green no it is not

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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