- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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