So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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