- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

hey hey apple

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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