what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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