- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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