- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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