What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Canadians

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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