Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Who wants water? I do.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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