- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Face...the other white meat!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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