- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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