- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Adam Chebali is awesome

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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