roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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