- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I don't believe in giraffes.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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