You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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