so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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