What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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