- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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