- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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