- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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