Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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