- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What is better than life? Nothing.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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