- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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