How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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