- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What rhymes with milk...milf

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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