I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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