Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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No!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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PENIS lol

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