you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

baloney sandwich

Half life 3 confirmed

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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