- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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