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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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