What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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