Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

can you touch your toes? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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