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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Ready for something funny? nothing

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Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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