- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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