- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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