- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A gay man watches football.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

No your aunties a joke

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

I enjoy Popcorn

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Camerons hair is Curly..

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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