A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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