Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

autistic kids rock

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

The holocaust

A woman walks into a bar.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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