asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Mahmy

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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sadf

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Anti Joke

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