- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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