- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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