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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Women can vote? WTF

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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