Whats black and gay? Obama

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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american idol

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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