- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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