- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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