- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

that wall over there ->

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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