A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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woman's rights

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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