- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

a man makes a bad joke

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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