- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A woman walks into a bar.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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