Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I Have a Black Friend

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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