- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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