- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Neil is a reterd.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Pickles

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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