- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

I'm Andrew Schmitt

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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