- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do I hate? people

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

#Getweird

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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