- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

I love alchohol!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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