How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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