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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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