- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Women's Rights

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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