- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

RUN

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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