What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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