Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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read me write me

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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