- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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