God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A dyslexic blind man

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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