- Anti Joke

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train