- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Women's rights.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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