- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

HOLY COW!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Niall Horan

Worms don't like apples.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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