Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A miserable man committed suicide.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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