You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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