Hello penis

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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