Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Lil Wayne

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

sucks Syntax...

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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