- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Knock knock... Home invasion

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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