Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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