This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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