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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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