What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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