- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Knock Know! Come in!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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