Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Anti Joke

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