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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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