What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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hi jonny

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Boob

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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