- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

White NBA players.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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