- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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