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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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