#Getweird

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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