- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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