- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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