what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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