Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

No!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why? Because.

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