- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

I don't believe in giraffes.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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