- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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