- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and strange a paki

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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