- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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