- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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