- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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