What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Q: knok knok A: Im home

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

guess what what ...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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