A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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