- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you touch your toes? no

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

every cloud has a silver lining

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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