- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock Knock Come in

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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