Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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