where's mom I killed her

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

WOw you have no life

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Anti Joke

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