- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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