A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

what has genitial warts? me

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

This isn't funny.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

The Oakland Raiders

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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