- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

9/11

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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