- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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