Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Lololol

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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