- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Obama lin Baden.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Katy Perry

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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