Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Dead girls can't say no.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

men's rights activists

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A fat guy!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

i'm hard

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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