- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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