- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Charlie Sheen

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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