- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

WOw you have no life

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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