- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

NEVER

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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