- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

womens rights.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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