Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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