Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Small Penis.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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