- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Women outside of the kitchen.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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