- Anti Joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on