Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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