man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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