Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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