cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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A woman walks into a bar.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Sex education in Texas,

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Anti Joke

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