A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Jersey Shore.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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