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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats white and sticky glue

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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