- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Go away still nothing to see

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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