- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

I love alchohol!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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